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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle, via hotboyproblems)

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

(Source: delusioninabox, via finish-your-soup-motherfucker)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via asteriawing)

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

(via asteriawing)

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

(via asteriawing)

a-mended-mind:

Effectively Dealing with anon hate and them getting mad about it

(Source: stripedsweater, via bad-wolf-in-the-snog-box)

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

(via sargasmmm)

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

(Source: twirpy, via sargasmmm)

thetrendbible:

fantasies-and-temptations:

dogthing2:

barely-half-asleep:

Brad Pitt in 1994

I lose my shit every time I see this photoset.

this is not ok

hOW????????¿??

😍😍

(Source: howtocatchgosling, via hopeforthebestplanfortheworst)

ven0moth:

misanclrist:

i wonder how ill lose my virginity

image

(Source: dumbgay, via bad-wolf-in-the-snog-box)