me: honestly...tbh...to be honest...

lameboy-color:

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

(via ziegl)

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

(via contemplatingcommunist)

startingwithayang:

The year is 2214

A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD

"I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them." Says the person

Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens

They did it

They were remembered for centuries

(via contemplatingcommunist)

unclefather:

fall colors - black

winter colors - black

spring colors - black

summer colors - black

(via ugly)

jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

(via hotboyproblems)

gowns:

We want big boob…. not too big, gross

we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

(via sister-tuesday)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via sister-tuesday)

keandredujon:

My kinda pope

(Source: waitinginavalon, via hotboyproblems)

thickneyspears:

September 30th

image

October 1st

image

(via hotboyproblems)